Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sic band!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the oth-er side!
What do you call a fish with a sunburn?
A cr-usted fish!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he's a-mazing!